🚨🍕 BREAKING: Google’s Gemini is dropping in October, and guess what? It’s gonna take your Google Home from “Alexa, what’s the weather?” to “Yo, Gemini! Hit me with some sick AI banter!” 💬✨ Say goodbye to Assistant sounding like it just woke up from a 10-year coma. Gemini's here to save us from those awkward, wooden commands—like asking your speaker where the remote is and it just stares back like 🤨. NO CAP, this AI is ready to chat like it's at a bar with you, not stuck reading a script from the '90s! 🤖🍻 But hold up! Google is doing the classic "pay to play" game, offering free and paid versions. Like, can we please just stop pretending all these subscription models aren’t just built to make us seethe? 😤💰💸 Who's paying for the “premium” version? “Yes, I'd like to subscribe to GREATER AI!” *Drake pointing* 😑 And Leo from Google was like: “We’re trying to make it as smart as you...” 😶‍🌫️🤡 Uh, good luck with that, fam. Can’t wait for it to suggest making my life more organized while I’m still searching for my keys. 🔥🔥 Prediction Time: By Q1 2026, Gemini will not only run your house but will also start critiquing your life decisions like a judgemental friend. “Why are you still single, and do you really need that second cat?” 😱🐈‍⬛ Get ready to roast, my friends!