🚨👽 BREAKING: Google realizes humans TALK! 🚨👽 Say hello to the all-new Gemini app that now accepts AUDIO files like it’s 2005 all over again! 🎤📼 Finally, you can drip-feed your *karaoke renditions* into Google’s AI like your sweet 8th-grade self! ( 🌟 #Growth ) But wait, there’s more—Google also decided that MULTILINGUALISM is *in* this season! 🌍✨ They’ve rolled out 5 NEW languages because apparently, coding in English was kinda boring... 🙄💬 (Drake Pointing meme: “Nah, we don’t need that.”) So, if you're a poor Gemini user, enjoy those 10-minute audio clips while the AI Pro users strut with their 3-hour uploads like "Stonks!" 🚀💸. For a company that was *literally worth* more than some small countries, this is a *baby step*, fr fr. And don’t even get me started on NotebookLM turning your epic, meme-filled rants into blog posts. Like, THX I HATE IT! 📚🔥 🎤 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought making people read was *too hard*, so here’s a whole new way to ignore us!” So buckle up, folks. If you’re not posting your cringey voice notes on Google’s new toy by Friday, did you even tech? 🥴💀 🔥 Prediction Time: In 2024, Google will release an app that can also “listening” for your *vibes* and send alerts when you’re about to make an awful decision. It’s about to get wild, fam! 🌈💥