🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Google’s Gemini AI is out here turning your boring selfies into MOVIES - no cap! 🤳➡️🎬 Get ready for the cringiest TikToks you never asked for! 😱💀 Imagine: you snap a pic of your doggo 🐶 and WHAM! Gemini cranks out an 8-second blockbuster where your pupper is BARKING THE CONSTITUTION while rainbows shoot out of its butt. 🌈💩 Seriously, this is what we call *peak content*—move over Spielberg, we've got AI magic now! 🔥✨ But here’s the tea: 🙃 Only available for Google AI Ultra and Pro members. Sorry to everyone saving their pennies to buy avocado toast and NOT a $500/year subscription 😂🥑💸. But don’t worry—Google still has you in mind; they’ve included premium features like “AI-generated environmental sounds,” because who doesn’t want to hear the wind while their cat is trapped in a vine loop? 😹🌪️ 👀👀 “Hey, can we ADD 'robotic sex sounds' to the audio options?” - some dev, probably (LEAKED DEV QUOTE). 🤖💔 To summarize: This *is* fine *if* you’re into video that makes you question reality itself. So prepare your feeds for some absolute chaos about to unfold because we’re all about to go NEXT LEVEL in cringe videos! 💥👾 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, Alexa will be making 10-minute horror films about your ex! 🎥👽 You heard it here first! #Stonks #ChaosAI