🔥🔥 Y'ALL, 🐔💰 HOLD UP! Google just dropped the *Gemini 3 Pro* on us like it’s a hot potato with a side of emotional damage! 🤯💔 So here’s the *sitch* - it’s gonna cost you about 💲2-$4 per 1M input tokens. That’s right, you might as well be buying a small village in Fortnite 🏡💸! But wait, it gets even wilder! Output tokens are gonna set you back 💲12-$18 per 1M. Fellas, that’s like paying your rent in meme coins 🪙🤡! 👀 Now, for those who are too busy scrolling TikTok, lemme break it down: It’s cheaper than Claude Sonnet 4.5 but more expensive than GPT-5.1. So basically, this is like that weird cousin that shows up to family gatherings, and you never really know how to explain it. Drake is pointing 🥴, but to what? The cringe of it all... “Yo, Sundar, are we charging by the token now?” - some random developer 🍕🤖. Meanwhile, the devs are just trying to figure out if we’re living in a simulation or if they’re just getting played in the ultimate corporate game of stonks📈. 🔥💀 Hot take: In two years, we’ll be negotiating prices for output tokens like we're trying to broker peace at a World Summit. Just imagine: "You got 2M output tokens? I got 5 NFTs and an avocado toast!" 🥑🎉 Feel free to share this meme-tastic meltdown! 🤣💀 #ChaosInTech