🚨😱BREAKING NEWS, TECH TRAVELERS! 🚨😱 Gemini 3 Pro is officially LIVE on Android & iPhone! 🎉📱💥 You heard that right! It’s like watching paint dry but with more *crunchy updates* and *infinite buffering* 😩💤. But wait, what exactly does this mean? Imagine opening a can of expired beans — you think you’re gonna get a gourmet meal, but instead, you might even get a stomachache. 🤢💥 Meanwhile, the Gemini team is like "We swear it's fire!" 🔥 No cap, sis, we see through your smoke and mirrors. Word on the street from an *anonymous source* (let’s call him Chad) says: "We basically just sprinkled some stardust on the regular version, and voila — welcome to the Pro club!" ✨💔 And here's a thought: is Gemini 3 Pro just “Gemini 2: Electric Boogaloo”? Because that sequel game is STRUGGLING harder than me on Monday morning 🙃. So grab your smartphones 📱 and prepare to download... if you can find the motivation. Honestly, this update might just be a glorified “hey, remember us?” text. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’re all gonna be using telepathy instead of apps anyway. Y’all heard it here first—*stonks* are destined to crash! 📉💀💰