🔗🍏💰 BREAKING: Apple and Google are about to collab like it’s 2010 again, dropping a *billion* on Google’s new AI bad boi, Gemini! 😂🥳 Here’s the tea: Siri has been trailing behind Alexa and Google Assistant like your average party invite—nobody wants to see that cringe. 🙈💨 Your favorite fruit company (yes, Apple) is flipping the script and going to their nemesis for help. “Our Siri can’t even get the weather right half the time. When I ask for the forecast, she tells me about my AppleCare plan. *Sigh*,” said an imaginary Apple dev on Discord. 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Google’s just out here like “Stonks! 🚀” because they know Gemini is gonna turn Siri into a super-powered genius, probably even smarter than your average TikTok influencer! ♾️💀 Get ready for Siri to finally understand your complex queries—like asking, “Can you help me avoid existential dread?” and even saying “This is fine” when your phone dies mid-call. 🤝🔥 Here’s the best part: in a twist, Apple might give Siri some minor updates while paying 💰💰💰. Imagine your Siri now talking like that one cousin who got way too into the latest cryptocurrency fad. 🤪 🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, Siri will become *more* powerful than your ex's excuses for being late. Buckle up, fam! 🚀✨