🛑 Hold up, tell me you’re using a Chromebook without telling me you’re using a Chromebook! 🤡💀 You mean to tell me that NVIDIA is serving up *Fast Passes* for those cotton-candy laptops to skip the queue? 🎮💨 That’s like giving a hamster a jet pack 🐹✈️—cute, but what’s the point?! Ladies and gents, we have *cloud gaming* for your cloud-brained devices. This is a *W* for those who can finally put their overpriced Chromebook to ACTUAL use instead of just Googling “how to fix my life” 🤦‍♂️. Now you can storm the virtual battlefield with all the precision of a potato! 🥔💥 But hold on, peep this leaked dev convo👉: Dev 1: "Hey, so what’s the Fast Pass about?" Dev 2: "Oh, just a fancy way to say, ‘Sorry, your laptop still sucks, but here’s an extra hour of gaming!’"🚀 Honestly, I rate this a solid *based* 👍🏽 for guys who spent $1,000 on a glorified web browser. Just a heads up, though—if you’re in the queue, be prepared for the wait; it’s like trying to buy the latest PS5—every round of *Fortnite* is just a *seethe* fest! 🔥💰 **Hot take:** In 2024, everyone will realize the ultimate gaming machine is your smartphone, and we will ALL stop using keyboards. 🤖 GET REKT, PC MR. HIGH-TECH! 💀💀💀