🚨✨ GEAR NEWS ALERT: TEETHE EYE OF THE TOILET ⚡💩✨ Hold onto your butts, tech fam! It’s time for the weekly dose of "What the heck are these companies on?" 🤪💀🔥 First up, we have HONOR dropping a robot phone that looks like it crawled outta a sci-fi B-movie. 🤖👾 I can already hear the developer saying, “It’s a smartphone with legs, because who needs a battery life when you can have a panic attack?” 🏃‍♂️💨😂 But wait, Kohler's out here dropping toilet sensors like they’re the next AirPods. 🚽💰 Apparently, your toilet can now text you when you’re not drinking enough water. *Thanks, I hate it* 🙄😩 Maybe it’ll just send me a meme of Drake pointing to "drink more water" instead? 🔥😂 And don’t sleep on Coros’ new mountain watch that’s probably a glorified sundial (no cap). ⛰️🕰️ July’s got a suitcase that’s more well-traveled than you, and Fujifilm’s Instax is basically the modern-day equivalent of those disposable cameras we used in middle school. 🖼️📸 Meanwhile, GrapheneOS is about to make your non-Pixel phone smarter than your ex. 🧠💔 And guess what? Roku is diving headfirst into AI... because we needed our TV to judge our binge-watching habits. 🤖📺 So here’s my unhinged take: in 2030, we’ll have toilet seat emojis linked to our smart devices, telling us our bowel movements are too slow. 🤡💩 Thank the tech gods, I guess!? This is fine. Share this chaotic masterpiece or you’ll miss out on the toilet revolution! 🚀🔥💯