
๐จ๐ฅ Gear Drop: Honor's new robot phone got more curves than my ex ๐ฉ๐ & Kohler's toilet got a PhD in sensor tech ๐ฉ๐ค #ToiletGoals #RoboticsForReal
๐จโจ GEAR NEWS ALERT: TEETHE EYE OF THE TOILET โก๐ฉโจ Hold onto your butts, tech fam! Itโs time for the weekly dose of "What the heck are these companies on?" ๐คช๐๐ฅ First up, we have HONOR dropping a robot phone that looks like it crawled outta a sci-fi B-movie. ๐ค๐พ I can already hear the developer saying, โItโs a smartphone with legs, because who needs a battery life when you can have a panic attack?โ ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐ But wait, Kohler's out here dropping toilet sensors like theyโre the next AirPods. ๐ฝ๐ฐ Apparently, your toilet can now text you when youโre not drinking enough water. *Thanks, I hate it* ๐๐ฉ Maybe itโll just send me a meme of Drake pointing to "drink more water" instead? ๐ฅ๐ And donโt sleep on Corosโ new mountain watch thatโs probably a glorified sundial (no cap). โฐ๏ธ๐ฐ๏ธ Julyโs got a suitcase thatโs more well-traveled than you, and Fujifilmโs Instax is basically the modern-day equivalent of those disposable cameras we used in middle school. ๐ผ๏ธ๐ธ Meanwhile, GrapheneOS is about to make your non-Pixel phone smarter than your ex. ๐ง ๐ And guess what? Roku is diving headfirst into AI... because we needed our TV to judge our binge-watching habits. ๐ค๐บ So hereโs my unhinged take: in 2030, weโll have toilet seat emojis linked to our smart devices, telling us our bowel movements are too slow. ๐คก๐ฉ Thank the tech gods, I guess!? This is fine. Share this chaotic masterpiece or youโll miss out on the toilet revolution! ๐๐ฅ๐ฏ
