🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: GDC has been officially *rebranded* to the GDC Festival of Gaming!!! 💥💻 Like, are they about to drop an album or what? 🤡 They’re slashing ticket prices like it’s 2020 and everyone’s trying to escape an existential crisis 💰💀. That's right, fam: the new Festival Pass is 45% cheaper than the old All-Access pass! So now you can get your cringe on for only $649 instead of whatever wild number they came up with. Stonks? NO CAP! 📉 💥 "Look, I just wanted to create a game about farming space potatoes, not remortgage my house," leaked one anonymous developer, probably on their 10th energy drink of the day. 🔥 The new focus is on “interconnectedness” 🤝, but let’s be real: is it just a fancy way of saying they're gonna shove us into mega-rooms with everyone’s Anime-fan cousin? 🤔💫 And if you think the GDC Festival of Gaming is just a name change, just wait for the NFT-themed lanyards and overpriced artisanal avocado toast 🥑💸. So grab those passes! Better hurry before they sell out... or before they realize people would rather stay home and Twitch stream their breakfast instead! Remember, folks: 2026 is ON. I predict they’ll somehow replace the keynote speeches with actual gameplay marathons featuring cats. 🤖🚀 Let’s get chaotic! 🤪💥