🚨🤖 BREAKING: I tested the Roborock vacuum that's MORE THAN A VACUUM (cue dramatic music 🎶💥). This bad boy comes with a mechanical arm—so uh, basically it’s a vacuum with *superpowers*! 💪✨ You heard that right. After a month of non-stop dust-busting drama, let me give you the scoop: it’s like having a Roomba with a PhD in Tidy Up 101! 📚 But wait—I’m calling this gadget the “Thanos of Clean” because it’s out here trying to collect all the dirt in the universe, and maybe half your socks too. #InfinityDustBuster🧦💀 So here’s what ZDNET’s “expert testers” discovered (probably after 5 energy drinks ☕️💥): They spent so much time “gathering data” that I think they accidentally applied for a PhD in Vacuumology. 🙄💸 In a "leaked" convo, one developer cried, “Why did we give it an arm? It’s supposed to vacuum, not join a fight club!” 😂🦸‍♂️ 👇 But here’s my bold prediction: in 2025, these vacuums will have feelings. 🤖❤️ Your Roborock will look you dead in the eyes and say, “I choose to clean. For you.” STAY CHAOTIC, PEOPLE! 🚀🔥 #RoborockFuture #VacuumWars #NotMySocks