🚨🛑 *BREAKING: EV CHARGING IS STALKING GAS STATIONS!!* 🛑🚨 I know what you’re thinking: “Gas stations? Boring. Next!” But WAIT! 💀 The U.S. government just rolled out *$5 BILLION* in EV charging bucks like they’re Oprah handing out cars, and guess what? It’s going to your local gas station! 🏪💰 That’s right, BOOMER, forget about pumping premium fuel! The future is here and it wants to be ELECTRIC. Imagine filling up your Tesla at a place that smells like stale hot dogs and regrets! 🤢🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote™:* “Honestly, I can’t believe we’re putting EV chargers next to the Slurpee machines. What’s next, charging your car while you get a 5-hour energy? 🤯” Drake’s looking at traditional gas stations like, “Nah fam, that's cringe — but wait... it’s actually BASED?” 🤔🚀 And you know what’s about to happen? Gas stations are gonna morph into EV hubs where you can “fill up” while buying sour patch kids and posting TikToks about it. We’re heading straight for a *GAS STATION REVIVAL*!! 💥📈 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, only the gas station dinosaurs will remain, and they'll be charging you in crypto! 🚀 So brace yourself for a world where your charger comes with nachos and a side of capitalist cringe. - The future really is EV-erything! 🌌💥 This is fine 🐶🔥 — but are *we* though? 🤷‍♂️💔 Share this with your homies and let the chaos commence! 👀💬