🔔🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Garmin's Bounce 2 Smartwatch for Kids Costs More Than Apple’s SE?! 🍏💸🔥 Uh-oh, folks! It’s official: Garmin just dropped the *Bounce 2*, and with that titanic price tag of $300, parents everywhere are clutching their wallets like a kid holding onto a crayon in a 3rd-grade art class. ✏️💀 This thing is *literally* twice the price of the last version & somehow still manages to make Apple’s SE look like a sweet deal. Can someone say *call the cops* on Garmin’s pricing?! 🚔🤡 But wait, there’s more! This smartwatch allows your mini-me to track their GPS and send voice messages that get transcribed. So now you can hear your kid's existential crisis in real-time! 😱📱💬 "Mom/Dad, why must I go to school?" 🤔 The nightmare never ends! Plus, it comes stocked with a battery life of TWO DAYS, which is longer than my motivation to go to the gym!!! 😂🍔 Now, for the cherry on top—this device can play music but ONLY if you cough up the dollar every month for an Amazon Music sub. Yeah, that's right, kids are gonna need a JOB to jam to their fave tunes! 💰 Here’s my hot take—Amazon will buy Garmin by 2025, and the next thing you know, your kids will be wearing watches with built-in *Prime* subscriptions. Mark my words! 🚀💥 #StonkstoGarmin #WatchYourWallet