🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Garmin's Venu X1 did what?!! It just got its FIRST MAJOR DEAL!! 💸💸 *cue applause from a room full of crickets* 🦗😬 OK, listen up fam! If you’ve been running marathons but your wrist has been carrying the weight of a SMALL BLACK HOLE 👽, the Venu X1 is here and now $100 off! Yup! Like, who needs a mortgage when you can dodge rent and drop stacks on overpriced tech, amirite? 💀💰 #Stonks But wait—who’s investing in this skinny superstar? 🤔 Picture this: you own the Fenix 8 and Forerunner 970, but you're rockin' the Venu X1 like a hipster at a thrift shop. 💅💯 Some devs call it "the watch for people who can’t commit to a bigger watch." 🤣 *leaked developer quote: “This thing is as thin as my patience for Zoom meetings.”* 😂 Garmin’s just out here begging, “Please buy this $300 smart watch, we SWEAR it's worth it!” 🤖🚀 Meanwhile, you're like *Drake pointing* at other brands like, “Nah fam, I’m not coping. This is fine.” Prediction time! 🧙‍♂️ I see it now: in 2024, we’ll all be wearing our fitness trackers on our ankles like it’s a trend. Get ready for the "ankle watch" revolution! 😱💥 #WhatAWorld