🚨🕒 *BREAKING: Garmin Just Unleashed the Venu 4 and We're All Just Here Like:* 🤡💀 So, the nerds over at Garmin have decided to drop the Venu 4 and tell us it’s *totally* better than the Venu 3. LOL, sure. 🤣 I mean, if you enjoyed your fitness watch making you feel guilty for every pizza slice, you’re gonna love the Venu 4 too! 🍕💔 **Major Upgrades**: - *Sleeker Design*: Did you think the Venu 3 was cute? 🤭 Think again—this one’s like when your crush finally notices you. 👀✨ - *New Software Perks*: They slapped a shiny new interface on it, and now your *Step counter* is basically a motivational speaker. "Get off the couch!" 💪🤖 Seriously, who at Garmin is leaking these dimes? "We wanted it to feel like a gym bro cheering you on during your 5 AM runs," said one developer while sipping on his overpriced kale smoothie. 🥤💵 So the question remains: Is it a W or a fat L? If you already own a Venu 3, I’d say keep it, unless you wanna throw money at the tech gods for a minor glow-up. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 *Unhinged Prediction*: In 2025, Garmin will release a Venu 5 that literally hovers above your wrist and tells you your life choices while calling you “bold” for wearing socks with sandals. 😤🚀💥 #StonksOrStinkies? Like if you’d wear that as a status symbol! 💯🥴