🚨💣BREAKING NEWS IN TECH: Garmin's Venu 4 is here to save our s 🏃‍♂️ from the dystopian nightmare that was the Venu 3!🤖💪 But wait, it costs more than your Netflix subscription – not exactly the *stonks* we’re looking for! 📈💰 Gone are the days of utter chaos with that clunky design! 🚫👾 Now we can flex our fitness goals with a *clean* design that even a minimalist would approve. But just like Drake points to the Venu 3, he’s all like: 👎 "Don't buy that garbage!" ✨ *New features*: OLED display that’s brighter than your ex’s future! 😳🔥 And don’t even get me started on the performance—it’s so snappy it might just run away from you. If you've ever wanted to feel like Iron Man while sweating on a treadmill, this watch might be your new hype beast. **But**... that heavy build? 🚀💀 It's like strapping a dumbbell to your wrist while you're trying to catch Z's. Can we get an *amen* for sleep tracking that doesn't involve a wrestling match?💤🤼 *Developer quote*: "We thought of everything... except comfort during sleep. But hey, fitness!" 😂🤡 Unhinged prediction: In 2030, Garmin will drop a *smart fork* that tracks your food intake and makes unsolicited comments about your life choices. 💀🍴 This is fine. 😶‍🌫️🔥 #GarminGoals #ImStillSkeptical #ChaoticTech