🚨💥 BREAKING: Garmin Watches Are Now Worth More Than Your Ex’s Heart 💔💰 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Garmin decided to take their watches from affordable fitness buddies to *luxury timepieces* faster than you can say “Who, me? Pay $600 for a heart rate monitor?” 🤑🔥 Like, are they trying to make us feel bad for not being able to afford that boujee 5-star running experience?! This is like watching a stonks meme go off in real-time, fr fr! 📈🚀 So, how did this happen? Well, rumor has it Garmin's marketing team was having a meeting, and someone said, “What if we just raised prices and acted like we did it on purpose? 🤡💀” And BOOM! Everybody’s buying them like they’re the last drops of water in a desert! This is fine… or is it? 🤔💢 Leaked developer quote: “We just figured people love flexing their overpriced fitness gadgets on Instagram more than their actual fitness.” Honestly, based. 💪📸💀 BUT WAIT! What if I told you that one day, Garmin will release a watch that predicts your future? 👀🔮 (which will totally be 2k, lol). Mark my words, the next big thing will be Garmin smart watches that tell you when to break up with your toxic ex! 💔 Stay woke, tech fam! 🔥✨👀 #GarminIsTheNewFlex #CringeButTrue