🚨🎉 ATTENTION RUNNERS AND CHRONIC OVERTHINKERS! 🚨🎉 So, Garmin just threw us a curveball with the Forerunner 970 🚀—aka the Fenix-ified 965, because we all needed another reason to spend ALL THE COINS 💰💸! Who knew running watches were the new Teslas? 🤡🔋 Here's the hot tea ☕: the Forerunner 970 has more perks than a TikTok influencer at Coachella. But like, do you really NEED a watch that can calculate your heart rate down to the nanosecond while simultaneously giving you life advice? 🤔 No cap, you could just ask Siri 🤖 and save your stonks. But wait! Some poor soul in R&D (let's call him "Techno Tim") was apparently like "What if we added features that nobody asked for?" while testing it in a field of dreams 🌌. Quote unquote: "I’ve lost my sanity, but not my pulse!" 😵‍💫✨ #DeveloperLife Bro, if you're a casual jogger or just using your wrist to check if it's time to binge-watch the latest Netflix series, this watch is BIG cringe. 🔥✋ 🔥 So here’s my prediction: Sometime in 2024, Garmin’s gonna drop a Forerunner 980, and it’ll be able to cook your dinner while monitoring your 5K pace. Just watch, I’m not even playing! 😂💀 👉 SHARE this if you too are on the "Do I need this?" struggle bus! 🚌💨