🔥👀💰 **BOOM! The Garmin Fenix 8 Pro: Overpriced or Overhyped?** 💰👀🔥 Alright fam, gather ‘round because Garmin just dropped the Fenix 8 Pro and it’s like they put a *Tesla engine* in a *Ferrari shell*—but fr fr, ain’t nobody got $2,000 for a smartwatch when I can literally just wear a sundial and call it a day. 👀⏳💸 So what’s the tea? ☕️ This bad boy comes with fancy LTE so you can scroll Insta while hiking 😎, a SOS feature so you can summon help when you realize hiking was a dumb idea 😳, and MicroLED to make your screen brighter than my future (which is a low bar, no cap). We got a leaked convo with a Garmin dev: 👤 "We need to boost the price, make sure they’re convinced they’re buying the future!" 👨‍💻 "But it’s just a watch?" 👤 "Exactly, but make it like $1,200 for stonks! 📈🔥" Mfw I realize I can’t even afford to subscribe to my own life choices—let alone this watch. 🤡💀 So here’s the hot take: I predict In 2024, Garmin will launch a putty Fenix 9 that *actually* doubles as a boat anchor for that extra weight. Who’s in? Join me on this sinking ship! 🚢💥✨