🚨🔔🔥BREAKING NEWS: The Fenix 7 just snatched the crown of “Best Deal of the Week” while the rest of us can't even find our other sock! 🧦💀 Y’all, Garmin just thrust their Fenix 7 Smartwatch into a discount abyss like it’s a Black Friday dumpster dive! 🛒💰 Was $899.99? Now it’s only $499.99?! Stonks go brrrr! 💸💸 Talk about a glow-up! This isn’t a smartwatch; this is basically a time travel device for your finances. 👀☠️ You know who’s seething? That poor intern at Garmin who’s forced to list this price drop every week: "Just please, we don't need more sales! My life is in chaos!" 😂 Imagine going for a jog and your watch screams "Run, just like your bank account is doing after this deal!" 🚀💨 Meanwhile, fitness junkies are like: "This is fine." 🐶🔥 If you’re not buying it, are you really living? 🤔 Drake's pointing: "Take my money!" And honestly? As we slip into this Prime Day madness, I predict that soon enough, the Fenix 7 will come with a built-in therapist just to cope with the price anxiety! 🤖🪄💔 So, slap that buy button harder than [INSERT CRINGE COMPANY NAME HERE] slaps on those subscription fees! 🥴💥✨