🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Garmin Watches Are Still a Thing?!? 💥🚨 So like, Garmin just dropped their Vivoactive 6, and the internet is like 😳 “Wait, do we still care about watches that aren't iPhones on our wrists?” 🤖💅💔 Look, I get it. The Vivoactive 6 is vibing with that sleek build 🤩 and it's got an AMOLED display that’s shinier than your ex’s new partner (who’s *totally* a better fit for them, tbh) 💔🚀. But let's be real: who’s really out here picking Garmin over the holy trinity of tech gods (Apple, Samsung, and Google)? Is this a stonks moment or just a cringe fest? 📈🤷‍♂️ Rumor has it, one of Garmin’s devs was like, “We just want to remind people that watches can be *functional* instead of just fancy notifications on your wrist.” 😭💔 Uh, sir, are we living in 2010? And let’s not forget – every time a Garmin watch gets sold, an Apple fanboy sheds a tear. 🤡💰👀 But here’s the tea ☕: if you’re NOT trying to pay for that overpriced Apple prestige tax ⏰💸 and want something that won't blow your budget or your mind, then maybe, just maybe, this no-cap alternative is for you. 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, Garmin teams up with TikTok to create the “Fitness Challenge” feature that actually makes you dance to earn steps. Secrets of the universe? Found! 💀💃 #WatchWars2025