🚨🔥BREAKING: Garage is here to make firefighters flex harder than a gym bro on protein shakes! 💪🔥 This YC-backed startup just bagged a *whopping* $13.5M because apparently, helping our brave firefighters get fancy gear is the new moonshot. 🚀💰 But let’s be real, with that cash, they’re probably aiming to buy a fireproof hoverboard or something. Stonks! 📈💸 🔥💀 In a leaked conversation, one developer was overheard saying, “If we can make fire extinguishers look like the new iPhone, then we’re basically unstoppable! #Innovation #DeathToOldTech” 😂 Honestly, though, does the world really need a marketplace for firefighter gear? I mean, do they really need 50 shades of hoses? Like, this is fine! 😅🔥 Meanwhile, local governments are out here coping with crumbling roads while GAURAGE is like, “Here’s a $300 fire axe, get the flex on for the ‘gram.” But fr fr, imagine if they partnered with Amazon for same-day delivery 🔥📦 – you’d be putting out flames WITH A PRIME ACCOUNT – *totally based.* 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, firefighters will be rolling up in Tesla firetrucks with drones that throw marshmallows instead of water. Think about it. 🤡🚒