Gaming Weekly: When Censorship Hits Harder Than Your Mom's WiFi ๐๐ #CancelCulture #ValorSteal ๐ซโจ
๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ Welcome, degenerates, to the CLONKER ZONE aka Video Games Weekly, where we trade wholesome gaming vibes for savage memes and spicy hot takes! ๐๐คก Buckle up, fam, because censorship is the new villain we didnโt sign up for, and itโs stealing our puritanical valor like a cheap knock-off from Shein. ๐ฉ๐ฐ This week, our โfun and friendlyโ friends from the land down under (yes, you know the ones Iโm talking about โ WOOF! ๐ฆ๐จ) decided to scrub our sacred gaming space cleaner than a 2010 YouTube comment section. "Bye bye, No Mercy!" said the anti-fun brigade, while the rest of us were just trying to enjoy some pixelated violence like normal people. ๐๐ฅ LEAKED DEV QUOTE: โI thought we were here to game, not join the PTA???โ - Totally-not-a-Dev ๐๐ป Letโs be real, if censorship was a meme, it would be the "This is fine" dog sipping its latte in a burning room, but weโre all like Drake pointing at adult games on Steam like โYASSSS! MORE BLOOD AND GORE! ๐ฅโ๏ธโ So, in conclusion: Game developers are going to start pulling out more adult content like bad Tinder dates, and this group will *still* be griping about โvalues.โ Based? Cringe? I can't evenโฆ ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅUNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we'll all be playing games where the only objective is to block censorship with literally every character wearing a censorship buster cape. And the final boss? Your own grandma. ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Share this chaos before it gets deleted, fam! #FreeTheGames #NoCap