🚀🔥 BREAKING: A NEW WEIRDNESS IN GAMING! 🚀🔥 Get ready to witness the greatest mashup since pineapple 🍍 on pizza! EverQuest co-creator John Smedley is cooking up a WEB3 shooter that’s about to take your wallet to the moon 🌕—and no, I don’t mean for groceries. This fresh gaming studio, Distinct Possibility, just bagged a whopping $30.5 million 🤯 (yes, that's more than the GDP of some small countries) to launch their Etherlink project on Tezos! Meanwhile, Bitkraft Ventures and Brevan Howard Digital are like *Drake pointing* to their stonks 🔥💰. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to get our NFTs off the ground. 📜 *Leaked developer quote*: "This web3 shooter is so decentralized, it travels back in time to shoot your grandma’s high scores in Pac-Man." 😂 Fr fr, if you thought the last few Call of Duty titles were wild, prepare for some cringe-worthy buys from VC bros trying to explain "play-to-earn" to their moms. This is fine... right? ✨**HOT TAKE:** 5 years from now, every FPS will be sponsored by Starbucks and you'll have to buy a latte just to respawn. 🤡💀💔 #Web3 #GamerLife #Chaos 🎮💾✨