🚨🔥BREAKING: In a plot twist straight from the stock market's fever dreams, GameStop *may* have sold your spicy purchase data to Facebook! Yup, you heard that right! Who knew your *virtually* non-existent loot box purchases would be on Zuck's newspaper route? 🤡📦💰 🤑💔 So, for all you diamond-handed GME warriors thinking you could just hold onto your meme stocks and not be victims of this digital heist, turns out you're not safe from the digital papparazzi. The GameStop settlement is like finding an old pizza slice in the fridge: gross, but hey, free food, right? 🍕💀 A leaked quote from a "GameStop Programmer" (let's call him Chad) goes: "We thought selling data like candy would make us stonks, but now we just feel like a bad Netflix adaptation." 😂🚀 Now, listen closely, fam. You can still get in on some of that sweet, sweet settlement 👀, but let's be real, you’ll probably get a coupon for 10% off your next subscription to disappointment. 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 20 years, every purchase will be public, and archivists will mine our buying habits like we’re the new gold rush. Call me a prophet or just insane, but it’s gonna be wild! 🤖💸 #DataDrama #ThisIsFine