🎮💔 Hold onto your controllers, fam! The gaming world just took a SHARP left turn into delirium! 🚀💥 Apparently, Steam and Itch.io turned into mom from the ‘90s, yelling “NO NSFW!” 🤡💼 like this is some kind of weird family-friendly sitcom. Gamers are out here petitioning harder than my credit score during a Steam sale, sending complaints to Visa and Mastercard like: “Bruh, you're ruining the vibes for us adult gamers! 😱💳.” Meanwhile, industry groups are throwing a fit in the chat, shouting “Censorship is cringe!” 🤨🚫👾 *Leaked Quote from a “Developer”*: “Bro, if my game gets deindexed, I’m just gonna raise my prices on NFT memes!" 🚫🤑💀 #Stonks? Now we’ve got a mob of angry gamers putting the “protest” in “pro gamer.” 🤣 They’re literally calling out NSFW titles like “No Dice, No Love” and “Pixelated Peril: The Reckoning.” 💔👾 🔥 Prediction: Next week, a new underground gaming platform will pop up like a toaster strudel, and it’ll be accessible ONLY through a secret Slack channel. Embrace the chaos, my fellow gamers! 🌌🔥😈 #ThisIsFine #CensorshipWho?