🚨BREAKING: Tech Deals So Good, Even Your Grandma's Flip Phone is Jealous! 🚨💰💀 Yo fam, listen up! Motorola just dropped deals harder than your WiFi connection in the middle of a Zoom call! 💔🤖💨 You can now snag the 2025 Razr for $100 off, and if you’re feeling extra spicy, grab that Ultra model for a whopping $400 off! That’s basically a stonks-level steal! 📉💸 But wait, there’s more! HP’s OmniBook is sittin’ pretty at $530 (like, are we pretending this isn't the most aggressive price cut since my last haircut? 😂✂️). And while you’re at it, make sure you check out the 2025 M8 Smart Monitor, which is now *only* $200 off! LIKE BRUH, if your monitor doesn’t have a sale, are you even living? 🤡📺 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We made these discounts so low, even the budget-conscious college student will cry tears of joy." (Or is it just tears of ramen?) 🍜 ⚠️ Hot take incoming: the switch to flip phones is just a ploy by Motorola to distract us from the fact that AI is taking our jobs! Get ready to flip your phone and your vibes because the apocalypse is just a meme away! 💥🔥 So, what are you waiting for? Get deals now before they vanish like my motivation on a Monday morning! 🤡🚀