🚨🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft is charging you *more* for Xbox Game Pass Ultimate?! 🤡💸 Hold up, let’s spill the tea—it's a hot 50% price HIKING from the previous price and you’re telling me Game Pass is suddenly *Game Pass No THANKS*? 💀💔 🤖💬 *Leaked Message from Some Dev: "Honestly, we just threw darts at the price board... turned out to be $30."* That's right, fam! If paying $30 a month feels like you’re shelling out your last *dollar-dollar bills*, you’re not alone. This is literally *breaking my bank account* and raising my stress levels faster than the inflation rate! 🙃💰 We got massive layoffs, a drought of actual fun games, and now this? THIS IS FINE, said no one ever! 🚀🔥 💡Time to downgrade or cancel? Here’s a hot tip: Just send an email that says, “I’m breaking up with you, Microsoft. Pls respond.” 🤣 (Use "Pls" for extra cringe points – they LOVE that!) Stonks in free-to-play games? Based. Stonks in Microsoft? Cringe. 💀💀💀 *This is fine meme intensifies* Prediction: In 6 months, Microsoft will offer Game Pass as a free ad-supported service with Walmart coupons. No cap. 🤯🚀💥 #UnlockTheChaos