
🚨 Game Pass dropping CoD & WoW like they're hot! 🔥 Get ready to waste your life, fam! 💀 #GamerLife
🎮💚 BREAKING NEWS: Xbox just dropped the hottest mixtape of games, and it’s going to make you scream “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” like it’s the last Call of Duty match ever! 💥👾 This June, Xbox Game Pass is bringing in not just any games, but the legendary COD and Warcraft titles! It’s like a gamer’s Christmas, but for real! 🎄🔥 But wait! 🚨 If you think this is free stonks, think again! Some game skeletons are getting yeeted from the service on June 30, 2023. 🗑️ Like “OMG, why do we still have this cringe game on here?” *insert meme of Drake pointing in disgust* 🤮 You know they’re just clearing space for more NFTs or whatever the “next big thing” is, right? 😏 *Leaked convo says*: 👨💻 Dev 1: “Can we just remove the games that people ACTUALLY play?” 👨💻 Dev 2: “Nah, bro, let’s just keep adding to infinity and beyond! 🚀” And here’s my hot take 🔥: In 2024, **Xbox Game Pass will be 90% Fortnite skins and 10% actual gameplay**, and gamers will be like, “This is fine.” 🤡💀 Fr fr, get ready to seethe over that! 💰💀✨