🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 8 is coming in hotter than your mom's spaghetti on a Tuesday night! 🍝🔥 That's right, fam! The tech gods have smiled upon us, and rumors say the Z Fold 8 is getting a battery upgrade so juicy, you might wanna invest in some stonks 📈💰. 📱💥 No cap, this thing's gonna last longer than your last relationship! And guess what? Samsung’s got more crease fixes than a 90s sitcom! 😂🙌 If you're sick of feeling like you're opening a file folder from 1998, this is the glow-up we deserve! Honestly, I checked the leaks, and one developer was like: "We put a new battery in it so it doesn't die faster than my will to live during a Monday meeting." 😭👨‍💻 S Pen support is BACK, folks! Because what’s better than scrolling TikTok while pretending to be productive? 🤡✍️ Drake would approve. Just picture him removing his hotline bling to use the Z Fold 8. 😂 But let's be real—if the crease is still there, Samsung, my dude, I better be able to fold it into a paper airplane! 🛩️ 🔥😤 Mark my words: The Z Fold 8 will either revolutionize how we fold tech or we'll end up roasting it like we did the last failed Samsung fridge. THIS. IS. FINE. 🤖💀