🔥👀 BREAKING: Samsung has officially unveiled the Galaxy Z Fold 7, and let me tell you, it's THINNER than your latest relationship 🤡💔! But hold up—what's that? A mind-bending $2,000 price tag? 🤦‍♂️💰 I mean, the only thing folding faster than that sweet device is my bank account! 💀 🦾💪 With a design so sleek it’s practically illegal, the Z Fold 7 is the perfect tool to flex on your friends—if only they could afford the rent after staring at that price tag! 😂🚀 "But it’s premium hardware!" says a Samsung developer I just made up for this article. "It’s basically an origami masterpiece!" 🥴✂️ Drake is out here pointing at the "Hypebeast Lifestyle" while quietly seething over his student loans—because NO CAP, $2K for a phone is the real-life version of “this is fine” 🔥🐶. So, will the Z Fold 7 become the overpriced holy grail of foldable phones or just the latest cringe-inducing meme fodder? 🤷‍♀️🤖 🔮 Hot take: By 2025, every phone will fold *and* come with a personal assistant named Chad to help you cope with the crippling debt! Keep your wallets close and your memes closer! 🤪💸✨ #Stonks #GalaxyBrain