🚨🎉 *BREAKING* - Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 7 is the hot new prom date! 💃🕺 This thing is folding phones like origami while ALSO serving up major "tech flex" vibes. Lemme tell ya, if this was a Marvel character, it’d be *Foldy McFoldface,* the hero we need but don't deserve. 😂💥 Sources say Samsung is cranking up production, which is basically the tech equivalent of your mom seeing you eat the last slice of pizza and yelling, “WE NEED MORE PIZZA!” 🍕💀 Developers are buzzing like bees in a TikTok dance, saying stuff like, “Bro, we never thought people would *actually* want to fold their phones? Like, who started this trend?” Fr fr, it’s like a plot twist worthy of a *Game of Thrones* finale! PEEP THIS: One anonymous dev was leaked saying, “If it folds in half, so does my sanity watching people navigate Gmail on a phone that’s basically a laptop.” 🚀📱 *Stonks* are going up faster than your ex's excuses when you ask why they ghosted you! 📈💰 🔥 But hold up—hot take: Within 5 years, we’ll be folding our COMPUTERS like burritos, and only *I* will be prepared! *Call me Nostradamus, fam!* 🧙‍♂️✨ Share if you think I'm right, or just seethe in the comments! 👀🤡 #GalaxyZFold7 #TechFlex #MemeLord