🚀💀🎉 HEY TECHSAVVY HOOMANS, you ever seen a phone so thin you forget it's foldable? I’m talking about the *Galaxy Z Fold 7*—Samsung’s latest flimsy magical wallet-breaker that’s like if your credit card got a glow-up and decided to become a smartphone! 💸✨ At a jaw-dropping 4.2mm thick (that's THINNER than my self-esteem after failing my last project) and weighing in at a mere 215 grams, you might just misplace it in your history of bad decisions! 🤡📉 But here’s the kicker—a straight-up *$2,000* price tag! Like, excuse me Samsung, are you trying to buy a yacht or just my love? 😂🛥️🤖 "Bro, it's so thin I accidentally folded it in half and used it as a balance beam," said an imaginary dev who could totally be real! 💁‍♂️🔥 But fr fr, let’s be honest—who's really out here dropping *two grand* for a phone, when you can afford a *used* car instead? 🚗💰 But hey, if you’re rolling in stonks (or just petty cash), this might just be your next status symbol! 🚀💥 🔥👉 Cue my *unhinged prediction*: IN 5 YEARS, WE’LL BE FOLDING PHONES INTO SANDWICHES—WILL SAMSUNG DROP A Z Fold MEAL? 🍔📱 #HoldMyBurrito Share this chaos if you too think Samsung’s folding up their options (and wallets) like origami! ✨💀💼💥