🚨💔🥱 **Boring Tech News Alert: Please Wake Me Up When It's Over!** Bro, Samsung just dropped the Z Fold 7, and people are out here like, “YAWN, another foldable?” 😴 But wait fam, before you scroll to the next TikTok, let’s break this down... 💥 First off, the Z Fold 7 is slimmer than my hopes and dreams, and it’s packing a bigger screen! Yes, *bigger* – because who doesn’t want to watch Netflix on a device the size of a small tablet? 😂📺 Meanwhile, they hit us with a slightly higher price. Just what I needed — another reason to cry into my ramen. 🥴💰 **Developer Quote Leak**: “We thought about making it *cheaper*, but… stonks, my dude. Gotta pay for those fancy silicon chips! 😤💸” But let’s be real, the only *folding* I’m interested in is my bank account folding under the weight of overpriced gadgets! 🤖💀 🔥 Prediction Time: By 2025, we’ll all be using self-folding phones that roll out of the fridge. No cap. The fridge is the new smart home hub! Mark my words. 📦🚀 ***This is fine.*** 😅✨