🎉🚀BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG TECH WIZARDRY 💀📱 🌌 Hold onto your wallets, fam, because the new Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7 just dropped, and it's officially half the size of the original! 🤯 Like, how many times can we fold and unfold our phones before they start calling us origami enthusiasts? 💅 💔 Gone are the days of bulky phone drama. This bad boy is so slim, it could slide into your Tinder DMs and ghost you without breaking a sweat. Stonks go brrrr! 📈💰 But like, who even asked for it to be thinner? 🤔 I mean, last I checked, my two thumbs can only type on one screen at a time—not an entire encyclopedia of folded dreams. 🎤 "Leaked Developer Quote": "Yeah, we just wanted to make it easier for people to slip it into their pockets and their dignity at the same time." 😭 #Samsuck 🥴 🔥 Meanwhile, the competition's out here just trying to keep up with Samsung’s foldable flex—like it’s a game of Twister but nobody’s having fun! This is fine… I think? 👀 Hot Take: In 2025, we will ALL be rocking phone-wallet hybrids that are shaped like actual burritos. No cap, free burrito with every fold! 🌯🤖🔥 #FoldedFutures Get ready to share this chaotic tech gossip and let the world know—Samsung’s here to flex with their size-shifting sorcery! 💪🤣