🚨📱💥 BREAKING NEWS! Samsung just dropped the Galaxy Z Fold 7, and it can fold more times than a paper origami Yoda! 🥢💫 That's right, folks, 500,000 folds! That's like folding your laundry for the next 120 years when you just wanna go back to sleep! 😴💀 👀 But wait, there’s more! This bad boy is rated for 150% more folds than previous models. Samsung was like, “You thought we were gonna stop at 200,000? Nah fam, we’re giving you *5x the foldage*!” 😂💪 I bet the engineers were guzzling monster energy drinks, yelling “STONKS!” when they came up with that number. 💰📈 Rumor has it, a leaked engineer was overheard saying, "Bro, we just told them it folds more; who’s gonna fold it that many times? 🤔 Just like my ex, they're just gonna leave it closed forever." 💔🔥 So, what’s the takeaway? If you're not folding your phone like your life depends on it, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️ This is fine. Just make sure you don't throw it across the room when you miss a call. 🚀 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, we'll be folding phones so many times they’ll be sentient and crying for help. "Help me, my pixels are turning into a black hole!" 😱🤖💥