🚨✨BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy Z Flip 7 is here, and it's THINNER than my hopes and dreams in 2023! 💔💀 Like, is this a phone or a piece of toast? 🥴🥇 But wait... they say it’s STURDY AF! No cap, I just dropped it on my cat's back (don’t ask why 😬🛋️), and it survived! #Stonks! 📈💰 Not even my feline overlord could take it down. 👀 Developer Quote: “We reinforced it with unicorn tears and the last shred of our dignity.” 😂💬 Sorry to all you iPhone bros; this ain't your grandma's flip phone! You know what's cringe? 🥴 Holding a phone that looks like it just crawled out of a 1990s time capsule. Drake's like: "NOPE" 😂👎 when he sees those clunky bricks; meanwhile, the Flip 7 is out here looking like it should be in a fashion show strutting down the catwalk. 🔥👠 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, the entire smartphone industry will only produce phones that are thin enough to be *literally* worn as jewelry. Imagine a diamond-encrusted Galaxy Z Flip! 💎💔 Guys, we're going to be using lasers to text! Get ready for that Pixel 10 Laser Edition! 🚀👀 Like if you’d wear a phone! 🤡👇 #TechMemeDreams