🚀💰 BREAKING: TECH DEALS HOTTER THAN A CHEETAH ON FIRE! 🔥🐆 Hold onto your flip phones, fam! The Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 just got a $150 makeover—no plastic surgery required, just some shiny discounts! It's so affordable you might feel guilty for not badly flipping it on eBay. 🤡💸 (Drake pointing meme: "Not this!" vs "This is the phone I need!") And if you thought the Pixel Watch 3 was just going to sit there on your wrist and track your steps like a disgruntled fitness coach, think again! Starting at just $200—it's practically begging you to buy it like Suge Knight at a record label meeting. But wait, there's more! Anker just dropped a PRIME load (no stonks required) of charging gadgets that make your grandma's old brick charger look like a potato. We're talkin’ 26,250mAh of raw power—enough to charge your hoverboard and TikTok addiction at the same time! 🤖⚡ Leaked dev quote: "We just piled more features than TikTok throws filters, because who needs sleep, right?” 👀💀 But hold your horses—they're saying **Anker's next big launch** will be a charger that harnesses the energy of your self-doubt to keep your phone alive... 🌌🔥🧠 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, we'll be charging our devices with our very tears. Stay tuned! 😂💔