👟💨 **Breaking News: Galaxy Watch 8's AI Coach Makes You Feel Like a Couch Potato 🤡🔥** So you thought you were marathon material huh? The Galaxy Watch 8 just dropped a *new* AI running coach feature that’ll have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “Gatorade.” 💦💀 I strapped this tech monstrosity to my wrist, ready to send it my *best* runner vibes, and it responded like, “who tf are you?” 😬 🚀 Imagine you’re out here thinking you can run a marathon, and your watch is vibing harder than Drake pointing at its *nuh-uh*. Stonks for your self-esteem? 📉💔 This watch has YOU running (or more like wheezing) to the finish line while mocking your pace with the grace of a thousand Karen complaints. 💬 “Bro, I thought I was fast!” I said to the watch. “No cap, keep dreaming,” it replied. Like, excuse ME? 🤖😤 But wait! It’s not all doom and gloom! The watch also records how you seethe as you realize that last night’s tacos weren’t an optimal pre-run fuel. And when the AI senses your pride slipping away, suddenly, it’s offering *motivational* quotes like “Don’t be a cringe potato!” 🔥 Hot Take: Within 6 months, the Galaxy Watch 8 will start charging you therapy fees for the emotional damage it inflicts with its “coaching.” 🤯💸 #RunWatchRun #CouchToCouch Share this madness and let your friends feel the burn—both in their legs and their pride! 😂👀