🚨TIRED: Samsung Phoning It In for Galaxy S26 🚨 🔥BREAKING: The Galaxy S26 is set to feature a display that’s just… 💭 *whispers* the same as the S25. Yes, you heard that right! Samsung said “why fix what isn’t broken,” and I’m over here like, “Why not *BREAK* the internet instead?” 🤡💥 ✨LEAKED convo from an imaginary Samsung dev team: **Dev 1:** “Should we innovate this time?” **Dev 2:** “Nah, just keep the brightness at 2,600 nits. The stonks are still stonking!” 💰📈 **Dev 3:** “But what if the people want MORE?” **Dev 2:** “Pfft, they got TikTok… THIS IS FINE.” So, watch out for those upcoming ads promising “mind-blowing brightness” that’s literally just the same bright light hitting your face but with *extra* pixels! The upgrade hype? Might as well be just another 4K version of your parents’ old VHS collection. 📼➡️📺😬 Prediction Time: In a shocking twist, due to unprecedented demand for phone displays with no actual new features, Samsung will include a virtual assistant that literally just says “You’re welcome” every time you switch your phone on. 🥴🤖 No cap—you heard it here first! 🔮💣