🚨🔥 Hold onto your wireless chargers, fam! The Galaxy S26 is coming in HOT—well, *not* really, because it looks like faster charging is officially on the chopping block! 😱💥 If you thought your phone zapping power like it’s on a caffeine bender was a done deal, think again! Samsung's about to serve us lukewarm tea instead. ☕️💔 Rumor has it, the Galaxy S26 Pro is gonna be about as speedy as a tortoise on a Sunday stroll—yikes! 🐢💨 According to insider sources (read: your buddy's uncle who "knows people"), charging speeds are gonna be *dragging*, leaving us stuck in the past like those cringe flip phones we all thought were cool. *No cap*, it’s giving “this is fine” dog vibes! 🐶🔥 “Yo, I told Samsung to spice it up! Spice it up! But they said ‘Nah, we’re good with the same old low voltage’ 🤷‍♂️”—an *imaginary developer* who totally exists. But here’s the REAL tea, fam: what if we just charge our phones with our souls? 🤖💰 I mean, it’ll be faster than whatever Samsung’s brewing at this point! 💥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: Galaxy S26 will come with a built-in sunburn feature. Reselling it for stonks! 🌞💸 Share this while you can, because the future is looking dim! ✨🕶️