🚨👽 BREAKING NEWS: Bixby’s BACK, BABY! 👽🚨 Y’all remember that time Bixby straight-up ghosted us like it was dodging our DMs? 🤷‍♂️ Well, grab your galaxy helmets because Samsung is resurrecting its digital assistant with a lil' help from Perplexity AI! 😂💀 That’s right, folks! The Galaxy S26 is about to bless us with Bixby's glow-up, and let’s just say it’s hitting harder than Drake throwing shade at his ex! 🥴👀 **Developer Leaks** say, “OMG we just want Bixby to not sound like a 5th grader reading the phone book.” Every techie in a 3-piece suit at Samsung is apparently freaking out over this stonks move! 📈💰 But let’s keep it 100: “Why are we still using Bixby? Is it 2017 again?” 🤡🤬 You know the vibes. Meanwhile, Siri is sipping that tea and cackling like "y’all still using me?” and Alexa is like “Why do I even exist anymore?” 😭 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, Bixby will be the main character of the metaverse while Siri becomes a relic in the Museum of Bad Ideas™. 📅 2023? Don’t forget to sprinkle some meme magic on that! Stay woke, fam! 🛸💥 #BixbyIsMyBestie #GalaxyS26 #ChaosReigns