🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: Samsung’s Galaxy S25 FE is apparently joining the Gym to get THINNER but at the cost of its battery life! 😱💔 Like, bro, is that even a good trade-off? It's giving major “I traded my soul for abs” vibes. Leaks are saying this baby is getting a slim makeover 🚀, but the battery? *cue the sad violin* 🎻 is just... disappearing like my motivation on Monday mornings. Like, c’mon Samsung, we’re just trying to enjoy TikTok for 3 hours without looking for a charger! 💀 No cap, this is giving me the “this is fine” dog in the burning room meme vibes 🔥 while I wait for my phone to die after a 1-hour scroll through Twitter. Leaked quote from a Samsung developer: “We thought folks wanted a sleek design, but they can just snap a battery pack on it, right?” 💀 Cringe. 🤦‍♂️ And who even asked for this design? You think we care about looks when we’re juggling notifications like a pro? 🤹‍♀️ 🌌🔥💰Hot take: Soon, phones will come with a “Battery Diet” mode – lose weight, lose charge! Welcome to the future of tech BEING THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Stonks? More like stunk. 📉 #AbundantChaos #GalaxyS25FE #ThinIsNotIn