🔥🚀🎉 BREAKING: Gabe Newell just leveled up from game dev 🚀 to YACHT KING 🎉💰! That's right, while we're still waiting on Half-Life 3, Gabe's out here making *waves* (pun definitely intended) by buying Oceanco, the yacht-making *MVPs* of the high seas! 🛥️💦 💀💸 Imagine Gabe, chilling on a 364-foot super yacht, yelling “STONKS!!!” while sipping on a $15 bottle of champagne (no cap). Who needs game releases when you can be the Poseidon of the yacht world? People be like: 👤Developer: "What’s next, Gabe? Steam-powered yachts?" 👤Gabe: "Nah fam, I’m tryna catch that sea breeze while the rest of y'all cope with loading screens.” 😭 Also, remember when Bezos was flexing his $500 million yacht? Now that's actually cringe since Gabe's yacht is basically that one friend who brings a legendary sword to a kiddie pool fight. Prepare for chaos, because rumors are swirling that Gabe's going to launch a gaming event called "YachtCon" 🏴‍☠️ where players can compete in REAL LIFE treasure hunts to win steam game codes! Forget the *sailing simulator*, this is next-level! This is fine. 👀 Mark my words: in 5 years, we’ll have MMO yacht parties at sea, and y'all will be too busy seething in your landlocked basements! 🤡💀✨