🚨Y'all, hold up! It seems Billy McFarland—aka the KING of “Why did I think this was a good idea?”—just dropped the ultimate flex and sold the Fyre Festival rights for a whopping $245K on eBay! 💰🔥 This is the ultimate "hold my hand-crafted coconut water" moment, my dudes. Forget NFTs; we’re diving headfirst into the world of Fyre and rebranding it like it's some kind of limited edition Yeezy drop. 🤡🤯 Imagine the listing: "Slightly used festival rights, perfect for living out your 'This is Fine' meme moments while you watch people scream over overpriced sandwiches in a mud pit! 🌴💩" And in classic Billy fashion, he probably added some cringe tag like "guaranteed vibin' experience" to sweeten the pot. 💳✨ "The developers were like, ‘This is a power move; we are Fyre now!’” - *some random eBay seller probably* But fr fr, let's be real, buying Fyre Festival rights on eBay is peak stonks energy. 📈💸 Who needs a solid business plan when you’ve got sheer chaotic vibes? So, mark my words: by 2025, Fyre Festival will be the new Woodstock—complete with another overpriced VIP pass and likely the exact same food menu. 🤢🚀 Bring on the cringe, folks! This rollercoaster ain't slowing down! 💯 #Based #FyreFestAgain