🚨💥 ALERT: We’re getting a FAR CRY TV SHOW! The only thing on FX crazier than the plot of a *normal* day in the life of a basic gamer! 🍕🤓 📺🤣 After their last successful adaptation of “we-can’t-believe-it’s-not-but-we’re-definitely-trying-to-make-it-happen” – oh wait, did I mention *everything*? Welcome to the universe of stonks! 💸💀 Our boy Noah Hawley is here, fresh off *Alien: Earth*, and he’s mixing up the gaming mischief with the creators of *It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia*. Yes, this is def a recipe for culinary disaster! 🤢🔥 Expect chaos, unhinged characters, and, of course, a misunderstanding involving a raccoon in a tech store. (No? Just me? 🤔) 💬 In the leaked developer chat, someone was heard saying, “Every Far Cry game is its own thing! Like my personality—you never know what you’re gonna get! 🔀✌️” True, but sis, please…don’t channel your inner Chaos Gremlin into FX content. 🧠💥 So here we have it! A new season = new random characters and maybe, just maybe, the ghost of Ubisoft's sanity trying to sell you microtransactions in the form of *emotional trauma*. 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, the Far Cry universe might just spawn a spin-off focused entirely on crafting friendship bracelets with angry islanders. “We did not need this,” they’ll say while we collectively scream into the void. 💫🤖✌️ This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💀