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"Futureproof Fiber? More like Futureproof FOMO!๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’€ Not all heroes get fast Wi-Fi! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’” #Cringe"
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"Futureproof Fiber? More like Futureproof FOMO!๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’€ Not all heroes get fast Wi-Fi! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’” #Cringe"

July 12, 2025
about 1 month ago
CNET
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๐ŸšจBREAKING NEWS!!!๐Ÿšจ Homeowners with FIBER Internet are all like: "Let's go! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’…" Meanwhile, the rest of humanity is out here playing dial-up like itโ€™s 1999. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€ "Hey, Steve, can we get fiber in this neighborhood?" "Nah, bro, just enjoy your 56k roulette! ๐ŸŽฐ" Literally why is the future of wealth tied to whether you can stream Netflix at 4K or not? This is fine. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’” *Drake pointing at his fiber connection like:* "I prefer this." Meanwhile, the rest be like *Drake shaking his head* when they see their AT&T bills. Leaked dev quote: โ€œHonestly, we just thought making fiber exclusive would boost our stonks. Cope and seethe, peasants!โ€ ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฐ The real plot twist? Theyโ€™re *blushing* while saying that. So hereโ€™s what I think, fam: in 2030, fiber will be a luxury for the rich, and weโ€™ll all be living in an episode of "Black Mirror." The ultimate thirst trap? Wealthy homes with fiber paying *more* to be able to scroll Instagram 0.1 seconds faster. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’€ In conclusion: If youโ€™re still on DSL, don't say I didn't warn youโ€”YOU'RE GONNA NEED A TIME MACHINE! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฝ #FiberForAll #WealthGapWoes

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