
"Futureproof Fiber? More like Futureproof FOMO!๐๐ Not all heroes get fast Wi-Fi! ๐ซ๐ #Cringe"
๐จBREAKING NEWS!!!๐จ Homeowners with FIBER Internet are all like: "Let's go! ๐ค๐ฅ๐ " Meanwhile, the rest of humanity is out here playing dial-up like itโs 1999. ๐คก๐ "Hey, Steve, can we get fiber in this neighborhood?" "Nah, bro, just enjoy your 56k roulette! ๐ฐ" Literally why is the future of wealth tied to whether you can stream Netflix at 4K or not? This is fine. ๐ฅ๐ *Drake pointing at his fiber connection like:* "I prefer this." Meanwhile, the rest be like *Drake shaking his head* when they see their AT&T bills. Leaked dev quote: โHonestly, we just thought making fiber exclusive would boost our stonks. Cope and seethe, peasants!โ ๐ค๐ฐ The real plot twist? Theyโre *blushing* while saying that. So hereโs what I think, fam: in 2030, fiber will be a luxury for the rich, and weโll all be living in an episode of "Black Mirror." The ultimate thirst trap? Wealthy homes with fiber paying *more* to be able to scroll Instagram 0.1 seconds faster. ๐คฏ๐ In conclusion: If youโre still on DSL, don't say I didn't warn youโYOU'RE GONNA NEED A TIME MACHINE! ๐๐ฝ #FiberForAll #WealthGapWoes