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"Futureproof Fiber? More like Futureproof FOMO!📈💀 Not all heroes get fast Wi-Fi! 🚫💔 #Cringe"
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"Futureproof Fiber? More like Futureproof FOMO!📈💀 Not all heroes get fast Wi-Fi! 🚫💔 #Cringe"

July 12, 2025
24 days ago
CNET
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🚨BREAKING NEWS!!!🚨 Homeowners with FIBER Internet are all like: "Let's go! 🤑💥💅" Meanwhile, the rest of humanity is out here playing dial-up like it’s 1999. 🤡💀 "Hey, Steve, can we get fiber in this neighborhood?" "Nah, bro, just enjoy your 56k roulette! 🎰" Literally why is the future of wealth tied to whether you can stream Netflix at 4K or not? This is fine. 🔥💔 *Drake pointing at his fiber connection like:* "I prefer this." Meanwhile, the rest be like *Drake shaking his head* when they see their AT&T bills. Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just thought making fiber exclusive would boost our stonks. Cope and seethe, peasants!” 🤖💰 The real plot twist? They’re *blushing* while saying that. So here’s what I think, fam: in 2030, fiber will be a luxury for the rich, and we’ll all be living in an episode of "Black Mirror." The ultimate thirst trap? Wealthy homes with fiber paying *more* to be able to scroll Instagram 0.1 seconds faster. 🤯💀 In conclusion: If you’re still on DSL, don't say I didn't warn you—YOU'RE GONNA NEED A TIME MACHINE! 🚀👽 #FiberForAll #WealthGapWoes

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