🚨 BREAKING: Futurehome Just Turned Your Smart Hub into a Smart DRAIN 💰💀 Gather 'round, tech warriors! 🤖✨ This ain’t your grandma's subscription model! Futurehome is giving us BIG “pay to play” vibes, flipping their Smarthub into a subscription service that’s more cringe than a TikTok dance that flops! 😳🔥 *Imagine this*: You bought a hub for your smart life, only for the fine print to say, “SURPRISE! Pay us monthly to unlock basic functions!” 🤡💸 Like, bro 🤦‍♂️, did they think we wouldn’t notice? I’m just trying to turn off the lights without selling my kidney! 🏠💡 Leaked chat from a Futurehome dev: 👤 “What’s that? We suck at selling products? Just make it a subscription! 🤷‍♂️” 👤 “Base price? Nah, let’s just call it ‘futuristic’! 🤔🚀” This is giving BIG “This is fine” energy while the smoke alarms ask for contributions to their GoFundMe. 🔥💀 But here’s the kicker: if you think this is just a phase, you’re about to get Rickrolled HARD. 💀✨ I predict by 2025, all your appliances will require a Town Hall meeting to toast your bagel. Wake up people! The future is a premium subscription! 😂👀 Stonks? No, stonks CRASHING! 🚨💥 Share this chaos before it's locked behind a paywall! 💰💔