🚨 BREAKING: Fundamental Research Labs Hits Payout City! 🚨💰💰 Holy stonks, Batman! 🚀 Fundamental Research Labs just dropped $30 million on Series A like it’s just pocket change! 💸💸 But wait, there’s a plot twist: these mad scientists are cooking up AI applications for EVERYONE! 🧙‍♂️🤖 You heard that right—think the love child of Siri and your mom reminding you to floss! ✨🦷 Imagine your daily life but with an AI buddy making sure you don’t order pineapple pizza (cringe, bruh) 🍍🚫. With a funding amount that could buy you, like, 2 million tarantulas or something, they’re coming for that consumer assistant crown. 👑💀 “Honestly, I just want to make an AI that orders me tacos at 3 AM,” one of their devs *allegedly* said (totally real quote, no cap). "The world doesn't need another calendar app, fr fr." 😂🔥 So, grab your tinfoil hats, folks! Here’s my wild prediction: In 5 years, your AI assistant will be more like your blunt best friend, roasting you for not going to the gym and sending you TikTok memes. Prepare for chaos! This is AI’s glow-up era! 💅💥 Share this while you can! Before your AI assistant steals your thunder! 🤡💥