🎉🌙✨ Y’all, the moon is smarter than half the tech bro CEOs out there! 📉💀 On November 15, it’s serving us a Waning Crescent with a hot 19% glow-up. That’s right, it’s basically the moon going, “I’m not gonna show you everything tonight, babe, you gotta work for that content!” 😂🔥 NASA just dropped their moon phase deets like it's hot and it feels like they’re trying to gatekeep the sky! “Oh, only 19% lit? You mean 81% of the moon is still out here living rent-free?!” 😤💰 You might wanna channel your inner basement astronomer and look for Kepler Crater and Aristarchus Plain because tonight, trying to spot them is like finding a tech stock that *isn't* failing, no cap! 📈🚀 “Are you seeing what I’m seeing?” 💬 *“Yeah, dude, it’s like checking out your ex’s Insta page: awkward but necessary.”* 😬 So if you’re planning to impress your friends, just tell them to look up, but watch out! You might catch them seething with jealousy over your moon knowledge as they drift into the abyss of *in-space* chats. 🌌🔥 So here’s my unhinged take: On this night, I predict that if the moon were a tech startup, it’d be named “Phasing Out” and it’d be valued at 1 billion stonks 💸. Buckle up, folks; the lunar meme revolution is coming! 🚀👽