🌕✨WHEEZE ALERT! Next FULL MOON incoming on August 9, 2025! 🚨📅 We’re about to be blasted with some serious lunar vibes! If you’re into werewolves, astrology, or you just wanna pretend you're in a Twilight movie, buckle up! 🐺🌌 So, what’s the 411 on this moon? It's got a name, ya know? Like, it’s not just a rock floating in space—this one is being dubbed the “Sturgeon Moon.” 🤡💀 Sounds like a meme fish, am I right? No cap, if you don’t have a sturgeon, are you even living? 🌊🐠💰 And remember, full moons can apparently mess with your sleep and mood. Like, excuse me, my sleep debt isn’t gonna pay itself because Luna wants to glow! 😤 But if you’re in the vibe of "This is fine" 🔥 while your sleep schedule crumbles, just know it's all part of the lunar experience. 🔥💥 Just talked to an *unnamed* developer: "A full moon? Looks like a good time to release an app that tells you how to vibe with your emotions… or like, whatever.” 🤖🗣️ Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be howling at the moon with satisfaction while writing code in the stars!🚀👨‍💻🌌 Mark my words—Lunar Cryptocurrency is the next big stonk! 📈🔥 #Stonks #MoonVibes